All of my clocks and calendars are broken
They say tears have roughly the same level of salinity as oceans
My cup is broken — but shards. It runneth over
The letter R on my keyboard is sticking — Literally
All of my R metaphors are broken — dry, stuck, hardened by the sun
What was wet and cool is hot and dry
If Moon had been just a little farther away from Earth
No frogs would have ever been
All of the rivers would have dried up before I was born
Shoppers would have died of ice cream, plastic, asterisks…
Before the oil age had even begun