Oh, The Irony! A Giant Blob of Toxic Sarcasm Heads Toward Florida!
It's a blob twice the size of the USA, and it's floating toward Florida!
"It's a War of the Worlds!," says the state's governor.
A blob twice the width of the US is heading towards Florida’s coast | Watch (msn.com)
Scientists say, "We've not seen such a giant blob of sarcasm since Donald J. Trump was elected president of the United States!"
"They need 1,600 dump trucks a day to remove the sarcasm from our beaches," says Governor Desantis.
Economists say, "This is the biggest threat to the tourism industry in the history of Florida!" ....
"We must ban all sarcasm from Florida!," says Florida's governor, Ron Desantis.
Professor of Sarcasm Studies, Ygatta B. Kiddinme, at Florida State University has said that, "With post-post modernism we thought sarcasm had gone the way of irony and rotted upon the beaches of this land. Not so. Sarcasm is alive and well in Florida. And we suspect sarcasm may well define the coming age."
Not to worry, say Sarcasm experts at another Florida university.
”We’ve developed AI technology which can detect any sarcasm before it reaches our shores.” For more, see:
When I read the headline saying a giant blob was headed for Florida, my thought was that DeSantis was headed home from Iowa.
Guardian article on the giant "blob"
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/16/seaweed-blob-florida-sargassum-beaches