It's a blob twice the size of the USA, and it's floating toward Florida! "It's a War of the Worlds!," says the state's governor. A blob twice the width of the US is heading towards Florida’s coast | Watch (msn.com) Scientists say, "We've not seen such a giant blob of sarcasm since Donald J. Trump was elected president of the United States!"
"A seething tangle of floating trouble is massing for a potential summer assault on Florida beaches as a vast forest of sarcasm grows in record amounts in the Atlantic Ocean," says Bing's AI robot.
When I read the headline saying a giant blob was headed for Florida, my thought was that DeSantis was headed home from Iowa.
Guardian article on the giant "blob"
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/16/seaweed-blob-florida-sargassum-beaches
"A seething tangle of floating trouble is massing for a potential summer assault on Florida beaches as a vast forest of sarcasm grows in record amounts in the Atlantic Ocean," says Bing's AI robot.